so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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