Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
