Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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