So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Michael Bay diarrhea
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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