ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Randomize
