very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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