I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
