I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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