yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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