I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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