Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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