The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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