You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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