oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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