the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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