i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The adults are the big ones right?
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