I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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