It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i barfeds in our rink
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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