I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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