is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Randomize
