This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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