I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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