I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
