dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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