your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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