All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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