Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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