Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Randomize
