Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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