Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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