Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
