i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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