Dual....:-)
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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