We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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