no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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