susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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