I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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