the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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