Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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