Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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