If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
