week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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