So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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