Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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