took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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