But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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