carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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