normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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