She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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