Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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