He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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