Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Randomize
