How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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