Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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